Latest Nigeria Short Jokes That Would Make You Laugh Out Loud

1. Guy: You are the sunshine of my life..Without you life is cloudy.
You are in my heart like rain water for barren land.

GIRL: Is this a proposal or a โ€œweather reportโ€?

2. My ex invited me to her wedding. I canโ€™t wait to dance and kick the cake by mistake. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

3. Imagine that awkward silence when Abraham and Isaac were walking home after He had tried to sacrifice him.

4. Abraham: I love u son

Isaac: Papa leave me alone o. Else I go change am for you. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

5. Girl: Iโ€™m leaving you coz you focus too much on football ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค
Boy: Are you leaving on loan or full transfer ? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

6. Difference between American teaching you how to drive and Nigerian doing same.

American: Move the steering slowly,press brake,move slowly.

Nigerian: Oya Come, Come.. โ€œOya Cut Your OUR Hand , I say Cut Your Hand.
CUT IT FULLโ€ฆIdiot see trailer coming ooo..Youโ€™ll just die like fowl.

7. How to avoid traffic in Lagos Nigeria.

1) Drive only between 11pm and 4am
2) Buy helicopter
3) Become governor
4) Be a witch
5) Donโ€™t come to Lagos.

8. Two mad men decided that they have to attend school, so they collected old books and sat under a tree pretending that it was a school.
The following day, one got there early and climbed the tree. As the other came and saw his friend on top of the tree he asked: โ€œwhat are you doing up there?โ€
The friend replied: iโ€™m in high school now!!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

9. Do You Know We All Have HIV?

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Some are HIV Positive and others are HlV Negative.
#WisdomWillNotKillMe

10. Quote of the day:
โ€œSometimes change will not be given to you; you must ask for it.โ€ โ€“ JM

Who is JM? Jamiu Moshood, a bus conductor in Oshodi Lagos.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚